Texting for Seniors


Teens have theirs, now seniors have their own texting codes ( LOL OMG e.g.). I thought the following listing was appropriate … after all the kids have all their little codes…like BFF, LOL , etc.

At the end of the day, everyone needs to laugh just a bit anyway. So here you go laugh for a second, use these if you dare. I just couldn’t resist when I read these.


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mso-tstyle-colband-size:0;
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mso-style-parent:””;
mso-padding-alt:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt;
mso-para-margin-top:0in;
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mso-para-margin-bottom:10.0pt;
mso-para-margin-left:0in;
mso-pagination:widow-orphan;
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font-family:”Times New Roman”;
mso-ascii-font-family:Cambria;
mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;
mso-fareast-font-family:”Times New Roman”;
mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;
mso-hansi-font-family:Cambria;
mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;}

So here are some codes for seniors:



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mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0;
mso-tstyle-colband-size:0;
mso-style-noshow:yes;
mso-style-parent:””;
mso-padding-alt:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt;
mso-para-margin-top:0in;
mso-para-margin-right:0in;
mso-para-margin-bottom:10.0pt;
mso-para-margin-left:0in;
mso-pagination:widow-orphan;
font-size:12.0pt;
font-family:”Times New Roman”;
mso-ascii-font-family:Cambria;
mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;
mso-fareast-font-family:”Times New Roman”;
mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;
mso-hansi-font-family:Cambria;
mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;}

ATD – At the Doctor’s

BFF – Best Friends Funeral

BTW – Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth


CBM – Covered by Medicare


CUATSC – See You at the Senior Center


DWI – Driving While Incontinent


FWBB – Friend with Beta Blockers


FWIW – Forgot Where I Was

FYI – Found Your Insulin

GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

GHA – Got Heartburn Again

HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement


IMHO – Is My Hearing-Aid On?


LMDO – Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL – Living on Lipitor


LWO – Lawrence Welk’s On


OMMR – On My Massage Recliner


OMSG – Oh My! Sorry, Gas


ROFL..CGU – Rolling on the Floor Laughing…Can’t get Up!


TOT – Texting on Toilet


TTYL – Talk to You Louder


WAITT – Who Am I Talking To?


WTFA – Wet the Furniture Again


WTP – Where’re the Prunes


WWNO – Walker Wheels Need Oil

Hope these help.

GGLKI   

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About Medicsmurf

I am an ex- NY City Emergency Paramedic. Life brings us new challenges, adventures, and downfalls. I look to making them all a positive way to grow. From here we only go up.

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