Teens have theirs, now seniors have their own texting codes ( LOL OMG e.g.). I thought the following listing was appropriate … after all the kids have all their little codes…like BFF, LOL , etc.
At the end of the day, everyone needs to laugh just a bit anyway. So here you go laugh for a second, use these if you dare. I just couldn’t resist when I read these.
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So here are some codes for seniors:
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• ATD – At the Doctor’s
•BFF – Best Friends Funeral
• BTW – Bring the Wheelchair
• BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth
• CBM – Covered by Medicare
• CUATSC – See You at the Senior Center
• DWI – Driving While Incontinent
• FWBB – Friend with Beta Blockers
• FWIW – Forgot Where I Was
• FYI – Found Your Insulin
• GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
• GHA – Got Heartburn Again
• HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement
• IMHO – Is My Hearing-Aid On?
• LMDO – Laughing My Dentures Out
• LOL – Living on Lipitor
• LWO – Lawrence Welk’s On
• OMMR – On My Massage Recliner
• OMSG – Oh My! Sorry, Gas
• ROFL..CGU – Rolling on the Floor Laughing…Can’t get Up!
• TOT – Texting on Toilet
• TTYL – Talk to You Louder
• WAITT – Who Am I Talking To?
• WTFA – Wet the Furniture Again
• WTP – Where’re the Prunes
• WWNO – Walker Wheels Need Oil
Hope these help.
GGLKI
MedicSmurf 